heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
(via laughingisbetter)
I LITERALLY JUST FOUND THE GREATEST FUCKING EXTENSION FOR GOOGLE CHROME OKAY IT PLAYS ANIMAL CROSSING MUSIC BASED ON THE TIME IT IS WHERE YOU ARE
HERE’S THE LINK TO THE PAGE WHERE YOU CAN ADD IT
(via ishimondope)
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You want cookies
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You want to fuck
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You want to fuck while eating cookies.
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Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
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Kill them.
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Kill them too.
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Kill them and eat their cookies.
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Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
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HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.
(Source: d3linquents, via othbeliebertiffany)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via dissidentjingle)
”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”
- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau
(Source: philautiex, via delightfullydiscomforting)
